This pregnant chick is just about to pop and the bush she has growing is unbelievable! You really have to see this soon-to-be-MILF in action – it’s a must!

The he-said-she-said battle between porn star/entrepreneur Jenna Jameson and UFC fighter Tito Ortiz is escalating.

Wearing a wrap on her right elbow, Jenna told reporters Monday that Tito Ortiz had “lashed out” at her, resulting in her father calling 911 and Tito being arrested in Huntingon Beach, Calif., on domestic violence charges.

But after he was released on bail, a teary-eyed Tito and his lawyer held a press conference late Monday in Los Angeles and put the blame on Jameson.

“Jenna has been fighting a battle with OxyContin addiction for the past year. For Tito and her family this has been an uphill battle. Unfortunately this morning she had a relapse,” Ortiz’s lawyer Chip Matthews said. “Tito was trying to help her, she has threatened suicide before. Tito has done everything in his power to protect her privacy and the privacy of their children.”

Jenna told TMZ, however, that Tito was violent – he “threw me into a bathtub” — and that he’s falsely accusing her of OxyContin addiction because he’s “very, very desperate.”

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It’s easy to blame your mom for your pathetic and lonely life. Listening to her fuck strangers while you colored and pretended not to notice has made you a socially awkward degenerate. But, how do you think your mom felt? After blowing out her cunt with your fat head and sucking her, tits dry til’ you were two, she knew no man would want her but she tried to find you a daddy anyway. Isn’t it time you showed some appreciation to MILFs everywhere?

Johnny has the perfect life: A hot young girlfriend, loving parents, and a acceptance letter to an Ivy League law school. The only problem is, he secretly feels the life mapped out for him isn’t the one he wants. Enter Rayveness: a beautiful older woman who makes Johnny feel understood and hot with desire. Will Johnny reveal that he wants to give up everything for the love of his Mother’s Best Friend? Mr. Pete gives Johnny some advice about older women, and recalls his own scorching hot affair with busty Cougar Deauxma.

In an effort to appease my girlfriend for making her see Terminator Salvation, I agreed to watch the Sex And The City movie. In between my eye rolling, a realization hit me: Kim Cattrall, the ultimate “cougar,” this ideal of what older women should be striving to emulate, looks really amazing. At 52 years old, she looks hotter than she did 27 years ago when she played Honeywell in Porky’s. This isn’t because she tries to hide her age with excessive Botox, bobby socks or booty huggers. She has crow’s-feet and isn’t runway model thin. Cattrall, like many sophisticated older women before her (i.e., Sophia Loren and Anne Bancroft) wears her age classically. With elegant dresses and an intelligent vocabulary, Kim Cattrall embodies a woman, not a girl.

Give us a sophisticated older woman

Compare this with Cattrall’s costar Sarah Jessica Parker, regarding whom Peter Griffin once said: “looks like a foot.” Well, if that’s true, she now looks like a mannequin’s foot. She has had her face pulled tight in an effort to look like her younger self, but why? Her younger self was Rusty in Footloose: The girl not hot enough to date Kevin Bacon who had to settle for Chris Penn. She looked better in the ‘90s. Also, her cutesy outfits (pink tutu included) may have made her famous with college girls, but guys could care less. Give us a sophisticated older woman in a sleek black dress any day.

An unfortunate baby-mama history

This trend of baby mamas trying to look like babies instead of sophisticated older women took root in the ‘70s. The backlash of the love generation birthed Farrah Fawcett in little boy’s runner shorts and tight tank tops. It continued through the ‘80s, when Madonna looked like a little girl playing dress-up in her mother’s closet. It came to fruition in the ‘90s, when Pamela Anderson didn’t even try to hide her teen-esque style in the guise of a fashion statement: Tube tops, taut jeans and tans screamed, “Look at my tits.” Guys looked and so did women — ushering in the plastic generation: plastic faces and plastic personalities.

When females’ tube tops began to sag and their tans wrinkled, rather than evolve, they nipped and tucked. They continued dressing in Juicy Couture and dating through MySpace because their new faces fooled their owners into believing they were 10 years younger. Seeing Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston chirp one-liners on Friends convinced them that a personality could be developed through losing more weight. Unfortunately, they didn’t have Emmy-winning writers behind them and grew boring and were never able to enter the “sophisticated older woman” phase of their lives.

Bursting the botox bubble

As we approach 2010, the ‘90s dumb-girl look has reached critical mass. Cuties like Meg Ryan have become plastic surgery nightmares. We need to return to the days of Marilyn Monroe and Brigitte Bardot, when women wore their curves and did their best to grow old gracefully. The days where Betty Grable and Mae West didn’t need Stoli Blueberry and a frat boy to feel good. Guys, let’s stop rewarding women for acting like little girls because, as good as the immediate gratification is, the long-term consequences of synthetic mess-faces and artificial conversation won’t be worth it.

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I found this on YouTube and thought it was kinda funny, especially if you’re a “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” fan like me.

These chicks are pregnant, but they still want some cock! Ready to drop and still wanna fuck! This soon-to-be-MILF is such a whore, he’s gonna get soaked in cum on his way out!

MILFs and their daughters switch places with other romance minded mom-daughter pairs. Watch the 8th installment of the steamy Mother-Daughter Exchange Club!

They’re moms we’d like to fuck. Especially when they’ve got massive sets of awesome hooters like these five bra-busters do. We’ve got some of the hottest, well-seasoned moms who’ve ever decided to take their loads of jizz in front of a camera. And forget hubby, they want big dick porn studs with heavy balls ready to explode. And that’s exactly what they get, gallons of cum pumped all over those huge, swaying tits!

Featuring: Suzie Vegas, Tianna, Lauren Brice, Kiki, Krisstarah Knight, Brandy Alexandre and Nina Hartley, with Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Marc Wallice, John Stagliano, Steve Vegas, Gregor Samsa, Sean Michaels, Joey Silvera and Adam Carr.

John Stagliano, the man credited with launching porn’s gonzo revolution with the seminal Adventures of Buttman, displayed his filmmaking range and proved once and for all that story-driven features can pack the erotic intensity and sexual excitement often missing from big budget adult movies.

Stagliano’s liner notes reveal the inspiration for Shadow Dancers: “In the shadows of your mind, a distant memory of sexual awakening refuses to die. Perhaps it was the first strip club you ever walked into. The erotic tension was so thick you could hardly breathe. In Shadow Dancers, I turn my most intense erotic memories, born in the dark corners of strip clubs, into visual reality. This is the story of a man’s search for that ultimate long lost turn on. This was Evil Angel at the start, finding its way.”

From AVN’s AAAA review (highest rating in 1990): “Shadow Dancers I & II is Stagliano’s epic statement of the dance, the tease, and female body worship. Sex doesn’t just roll off a bed in these two features, it’s monumentally orchestrated. This may well go down as an adult classic.” Shadow Dancers I & II is a double-disc DVD with photo galleries, cumshot recap, cast list and filmographies.