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Sandra Bullock has fallen in love with so many men, she could give Elizabeth Taylor a run for her money. Let us count the ways: There was the time she was an FBI agent posing undercover as a beauty-pageant contestant and ended up under the covers with her partner (Miss Congeniality). Or when she tried to quit her job as a lawyer, only to be seduced by her nasty British boss (Two Weeks Notice). Or when she worked as a subway fare collector who rescued an unconscious man who had amnesia, pretended to be his fiancée and actually decided she’d rather marry his brother (While You Were Sleeping). Whoa. Falling in love like that can really wear you down, and Bullock certainly has the years to show for it. She’s up to her same bag of tricks in the new romantic comedy The Proposal, in which she plays a bitchy Canadian book editor who pretends to be engaged to her assistant so that she can get a work visa to stay in America. There’s a new wrinkle this time, though, and we’re not talking about Sandra’s face. Her love interest in the film is Ryan Reynolds. In real life, he’s 32. Bullock is (care to guess?) 44 years young. But shh—don’t tell anyone. The plot doesn’t even mention the age difference, the studio wouldn’t talk about it in an interview and Bullock even gets naked for the first time on the big screen, as if to say, “Look at me, I’ve still got sex appeal.”

Hollywood used to put women over the age of 40 in the retirement home, while old dudes like Sean Connery kept seducing ever-younger babes like Catherine Zeta-Jones. That started changing when HBO let not-so-young actresses steal the TV spotlight in shows like Sex and the City, and major and cable networks followed by casting Sally Field, Glenn Close and Kyra Sedgwick in dramas, among others. Now we’re about to enter the summer of the cougar at the multiplex. You might even say that the older women are outnumbering the younger ones at the movies, and they’re getting all the action from leading men so young that they’d probably rather hang out with Zac Efron than Ashton Kutcher. (Then again, who wouldn’t?) In Cheri, Michelle Pfeiffer (51) returns to the big screen and jumps into the sack with a guy about half her age, Rupert Friend (27). In My Life in Ruins, Nia Vardalos (46) romances the Greek actor Alexis Georgoulis (34), and there’s not a word of dialogue in the screenplay about her robbing the cradle. In Julie & Julia, Meryl Streep (who turns 60 on June 22) plays real-life kitchen cougar Julia Child. Mr. Julia Child is played by Stanley Tucci, 11 years younger than his leading lady; the real Paul Child was older than his wife. And we’re not even counting The Rebound, Catherine Zeta-Jones’s (39) September movie about dating a 25-year-old guy, the Courteney Cox TV show Cougartown or the Bachelor-like reality dating show The Cougar.

Demi Moore and Katie Couric aren’t to blame for all this, and Hollywood insiders are pleading innocence, claiming that they aren’t necessarily trying to hop on the cougar bandwagon. “The simple truth is, I like the script very much,” says Stephen Frears, director of Cheri. “I keep being told about this phenomenon. We live much more respectable lives in England.”

But as plastic surgery and Botox have gone mainstream, women are able to look younger, making some of these romances seem marginally believable. Vardalos says she didn’t even realize her costar’s age difference until the night before she started shooting. “I just started laughing,” she says. “We recently baptized our daughter, and our priest used holy water. Aha! This is why Greek women never age; we’re dipped in olive oil at birth.”

Another reason why we’re seeing more onscreen romances between older women and younger guys is probably more subtle. It’s widely acknowledged that Hollywood has a hard time these days churning out stars—blame special effects or TMZ destroying careers by making all actors into overnight celebrities—but even so, there really isn’t an actress in her 20s who can open a movie. Just ask Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Biel, Natalie Portman or Jessica Simpson. Someone like Sandra Bullock is still a brand in Hollywood, and even if she’s had a recent string of flops, there’s still hope she can sell out theaters.

But that raises the question: are cougars really what women want to be? Last year was a landmark one for women at the U.S. box office—Sex and the City: The Movie had the biggest opening ever for a chick flick, and Twilight boasted the best weekend numbers for a film directed by a woman. But Hollywood still seems confused about what kinds of material to market to women. The trailer for Cox’s Cougartown, in which she portrays a sex-starved housewife, is so tone-deaf that the show will probably be canceled faster than Joey. Most real women in their 40s are likely too busy focusing on their careers, their families or both to be chasing after men who are only slightly older than the phenomenon of Internet dating.

Ultimately, the cougar may seem like a frightening creature, but with a second look, it becomes clear that it’s more a media-driven fad, a fantasy that worked with Samantha and Smith on SATC—but even that didn’t last. Nor did Gabrielle Solis and her boy-toy gardener on Desperate Housewives. Nor the archetypal cougar and her prey: Mrs. Robinson (played by Anne Bancroft, who was really only six years older than her costar Dustin Hoffman). Here’s to you, Hollywood, for trying something old and something new. But by next year at this time, the cougar will probably be extinct.

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Almost anyone who has ever watched an adult film since the mid 1990s has most likely seen and felt the stunning presence of Meridian in the world of porn. Meridian has also worked in the bondage/fetish realm as Samantha St. James. In all, she has starred in over 200 adult and fetish/bondage films, making her one of the most recognized faces in adult film. Meridian built a reputation for herself as reliable, prepared, and sexually charged professional talent. Always the busy girl and a constant “go-getter” with feature tours, trade show appearances, and websites under her belt, Meridian continued her mainstream film and television appearances in everything from Road House to MTV reality shows. Now, she continues to pave her way through mainstream & adult films, by starting her own production company. With this much talent and ambition, she is and will be a force to be reckoned with for a long time to come.

It sure seems like a lot of celebrity women hate being labelled…

LONDON – Hollywood actress Michelle Pfeiffer hates being called a cougar, a term that is often applied to a woman who romances younger men.

The 51-year-old “Cheri” star says the term is unfair because age shouldn’t matter when it comes to love, reported contactmusic.com.

“I so hate that term cougar! It came from these novels about older women with younger men so long ago. But even today they’re ahead of their time in the way we perceive women’s power and sexuality, Pfeiffer said.

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Sometimes the best turn-on is an erotic story, as my friends over at the Lusty Library know very well. They let me borrow a piece of one of the most highly-rated MILF stories on the site, “Apres Swim,” so I could give you a taste of it.

It was a hot, lazy, summer’s afternoon.   The sort you spend doing as little as possible, or like me, in the pool.  I’m not much of a swimmer, but the kids wanted a splash, the heat was oppressive and there was Katy.  That would be Katy, wife of Jim, mother of two, turn-on of one – me.  Having her bob up and down, reaching for the ball, ducking under water… plenty of chances to admire her smooth body and full breasts.  Katy’s no supermodel, but she has a sensual way about her and a pretty face, which somehow make her much more attractive than many more classically beautiful women.  So I enjoyed nipples defined clearly against a bikini top, ample opportunities to admire barely restrained bosoms, and occasional sightings of long legs when she dived.  We’d known Katy and Jim for a few weeks, and I’d liked the look and company of Katy from the get-go.  Jim was as boring and bland as they come – if he was a food, he’d be a boiled potato – and I kind of got the impression Katy was a little frustrated with his lack of adventure.  It had been an effort to persuade him out onto this weekend away.

But none of that was in my mind as I was treated to a view of Katy surging out of the water to grab a high catch, breasts moving magnificently down, then up as she fell back into the pool. Fortunately my own bathers were loose enough to hide the evidence of my appreciation, and I had taken care never to come out of the water, so to speak.  I noticed another guy in the pool shooting the odd glance.  Why the hell not.  My own wife was out of the water in a chair, reading, as was Jim, so maybe he thought we were together.

Of course, even perfect afternoons need to end, and eventually we climbed out of the pool.  The kids had their clothing there, but Katy and I had left our clothes back at our shared house when we’d fetched the kids’ bathers earlier in the day.  So we left our partners to towel off the tired kiddies, and started on the five-minute walk back to the house, pleasantly bantering about our skills with the balls.

Of course, I was thinking about fucking her.  Had been all afternoon.  But I had no intention of doing so.  I’d take my own wife later on, good and proper.  Anyway, I could admire the view, as, even the gentleman, I let Katy go ahead and open the door.

“I’m going to have a shower before we head back,” she said as the key turned in the door.

“Me too,” I rejoined.

“Me first,” she declared as we moved towards the bathroom.

“No, me, I’ll be quicker.”

“No, I said it FIRST!”

“Hey, look what the cleaner left over there!” I pointed towards the curtains.

Momentarily distracted, Katy peered over in the direction I indicated, and I took advantage of the moment to sneak ahead of her.

“Heh heh heh.”

“You think that was funny, don’t you?” she asked as I entered the bathroom and pulled back the shower curtain.

“Don’t know about funny, but I’d say it was effective,” I said as I turned on the taps.  “I’ll call when I’ve finished, shall I?”

Really I was in no hurry for her to leave.

Got the temperature just right.  Water flowing.

Katy was standing there, arms folded (breasts together), trying to pout.  Fairly obviously not intending to leave.

I looked at her.  She looked at me.  Eye contact.  I smiled.  She smiled.  Understanding.

I dropped my bathers.  Out sprang my cock.  I stepped into the shower, which was one of those bath/shower combos.  Katy just remained standing, arms crossed.

Began to soap myself.  Felt a bit odd, being watched.  But clearly her choice.   Grabbed my cock, turned so she could see it, and gave myself a nice soapy wank.  But I didn’t want to linger, so jumped out quickly and reached for a towel.

“Your turn.”

Katy flicked off her bikini bottoms in a move so deft it was close to magic.  Her top followed in the same instant.  Then she was in the shower, rubbing herself down.  I moved to the spot she’d just vacated and watched, awestruck.  She closed her eyes, lifted her head to the shower and let the water stream across her face, down her neck and cascade off her breasts for a brief, shivery moment.  Her pussy was neat, not shaven, but tidy, with golden-brown hair.  Nice legs, too.  In other words, quite a sight.

Then she was finished, and out of the shower.

I stood there, dry, but cock pointing skywards as she toweled off.

I wasn’t sure what would happen next.  But I sure as hell didn’t want to spend the rest of the afternoon trying to hide the canoe in my pocket.

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It seems to me like there’s more than one super-hot MILF/cougar porn star with a name ending in “Ann,” and I wanted to show some love for the gorgeous Julia Ann. Not that this veteran performer is starving for attention, I just thought it would be a good excuse to look at sexy pics of her again. As you can see, she is in prime condition and ready for fucking! She looks delicious with her big tits on display and those hot stockings on her tasty legs. She’s been starring in a lot of the most popular MILF titles lately, earning a box cover spot in both It’s A MommyThing 4 and Busty Housewives 2.

You might remember when we mentioned the new “Octomom”-themed porn flick in the past. Coctomom has proved to be a hit and now you can watch this free trailer. Here’s a review of the flick for those who are thinking of watching it on VOD!

Reality doesn’t always work as theory intends. In theory, only the fittest survive the rigors of nature. In theory, Windows operating systems are free of bugs. In theory Jar Jar Binks is funny. Reality suggests that none of these statements are accurate. That’s not to say that plans weren’t well thought out, or even well executed. Inevitably, though, there are things that no amount of planning can overcome.

In theory, “Coctomom,” released by Devil’s Film and directed by Tom Moore, is a filmmaker’s dream. Not only is it a part of the porn spoof phenomenon, something that is very popular with the general public at the moment, but it also lampoons the Octomom, perhaps the most widely publicized pop culture fiasco in recent memory.

The film stars Vannah Sterling as tax dollar siphon and ultimate ward of the state Nadya Suleman. Sterling is one of the growing crop of hot-ass Janey-come-latelies currently infiltrating the porn industry. These women have given up their stifling lives and stagnant careers to experience the excitement and sexual liberation that only porn can afford. A decent supporting cast of Kurt Lockwood, Jack Lawrence, suddenly-everywhere guy Seth Dickens, and others also lend their talents to this set ‘em up and knock ‘em down affair.

The premise is rather simple: Coctomom takes a visit to the doctor (Kurt Lockwood) to determine if she is capable of having more kids. Lockwood is not actually her real doctor. He is, rather hilariously, a proctologist subbing in for her normal doctor, who happens to be away. Checking her stretched-out twat with a stethoscope (another funny moment), he determines that she is indeed fit for further child bearing. As he prepares a checklist of qualifications each sperm donor must have, he realizes he may just have the right stuff, so he offers to be donor #1. In yet another witty exchange, he proposes using a bunch of test tubes with which to collect the sperm samples and a cooler packed with dry ice to keep them cryogenically preserved. While there is no fucking in this scene, Sterling does perform a marathon blow job and jerk off session on the good doc, causing him to spray his pre-people onto her face and into the collection tube.

Each subsequent scene captures thick-bootied Sterling attempting to get her requisite eight samples. From some ass licking with her child’s principal (Dickens) to scooping a load off her tits with an off-duty cop (Lawrence) to a DP and cream pie session with a couple of thug lifers (Cuntre Pipes and Tone Capone), Coctomom carries out her misguided quest. Whether or not this film is intended to be a humorous re-enactment of actual circumstances or a portrayal of some unthinkable future is unclear. But, if one understands the selfish and megalomaniacal history of Suleman, the latter scenario makes the film a bit funnier, even the ridiculous method by which she fertilizes herself in-vitro. (I won’t spoil it here). Unfortunately, Suleman’s history is also what makes this film deviate from the divine results that happen when discussing theory.

The reality is that porn spoofs making fun of shows like “Bewitched” or “Three’s Company” or the “Brady Bunch” are great because the characters in the original shows are loveable. What hurts this spoof is that Suleman is such a reviled and repulsive woman in real life. It’s hard to find anything funny about someone so callous and so selfish. Sadly, you may find that not even good fucking can help offset that fact. What would have made this film great is to subject Coctomom to some heinous and bizarre end. It would be more befitting of the collective feelings the world has toward this witch. Imagine how this film would have gone over had she overdosed on collagen in her quest to look like Angelina Jolie or had she been bukkaked to death. Now, that would have been funny – in theory at least.

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