Dita Von Teese has a new romance with a French aristocrat 11 years younger.

The ex-Mrs. Marilyn Manson, 36, is dating Count Louis-Marie de Castelbajac, 25, the actor-son of fashion designer Jean-Charles de Castelbajac and his stunning ex-wife Catherine de Castelbajac, who dated Bill Koch and the late Ron Silver.

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Dita and her new beau were recently spotted at the Coachella Music Festival.

“We’re all shocked they’re together,” a pal of Castelbajac told us. “She’s really robbing the cradle.”

Von Teese’s rep didn’t get back to us.

SOURCE: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,518332,00.html

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Pick-up lines used most often by those naughty cat ladies….

· Where have you been for the last 18-24 years of my life?
· I’m not really a Cougar, but I play one at the bar
· Your Mom didn’t tell me you had grown into such a hot, sexy, muscular young man…
· If you come back to my place, I’ll let you get all up in my grill….
· If that’s what you kids call a keg these days, I’d definitely like to tap that…
· You’ve been a bad boy, now go to my room!
· I lost my virginity about 20 years ago, can I have yours?
· Your body’s name must be Visa, because other than Fredricks of Hollywood, it’s everywhere I want to be!
· Come back to my place and we can create Generation XY…

Source: http://bschooled.wordpress.com/2009/04/28/cougar-pick-up-lines/

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MIAMI BEACH, Fla., April 23 /PRNewswire/ — She made headlines around the world as the “Long Island Lolita,” now Amy Fisher is making news again as she takes aim at a whole new career. She has entered the world of adult films, and with her website and DVDs, has again reached celebrity status in yet another genre. Now she is appearing at the fourth annual EXXXOTICA Miami Beach (presented by HotMovies), and the largest adult event on the East Coast has her for the whole weekend, from Friday, May 8th through Sunday, May 10th!

Most of the world knows Amy Fisher as the infamous girl who made headlines around the world over 15 years ago, but she’s all grown up and sexier than ever and also happens to be one of the adult world’s top up and coming stars. Amy has embarked on a career in XXX with her website, a series of popular pay per view specials, one of the best selling celebrity sex tapes, and that’s just the beginning.

Amy Fisher will be appearing at EXXXOTICA Miami Beach all three days, May 8th through 10th at the Miami Beach Convention Center, to meet her fans from both sides of the fence. She’ll also be hosting EXXXOTICA’s first ever MILF Contest on Mother’s Day, Sunday May 10th where Amy will introduce the sexiest moms in South Beach to the thousands of fans in attendance. These mothers we’d all like to you-know-what will compete on the main entertainment stage for valuable prizes including a trip to Jamaica as we celebrate moms EXXXOTICA style.

EXXXOTICA Miami Beach features over 150 exhibitors / vendors and over 100 of the biggest stars in adult film such as Jesse Jane, The Vivid Girls, Ron Jeremy, Sasha Grey, Sunny Leone, Jenna Haze, Bree Olson, Gina Lynn, Stoya, The Wicked Girls, Eva Angelina, Joanna Angel, Teagan Presley, and many more. There are also informative seminars, live entertainment such as 2 Live Crew, Ms. EXXXOTICA Competition and other stage acts, a Mixed Martial Arts tournament, movie screenings, and lots of sexy surprises. EXXXOTICA is scheduled for Friday, May 8th through Sunday, May 10th at the Miami Beach Convention Center for those 18 years of age and over.

For more information on the event or to purchase tickets, visit www.exxxoticamiami.com.

Source: http://sev.prnewswire.com/entertainment/20090423/PH0422123042009-1.html

You just knew it was only a matter of time before porn got hold of the Octomom phenomenon in some fashion. Even if the uber-MILF herself never appears in XXX, we’ll always have Coctomom, starring Vannah Sterling. Vannah was made to look strikingly like the litter-producing, headline-grabbing multi-MILF known as Octomom, but hotter. It’s a cumshot-filled adult humor instant classic featuring threeway action with a MILF supreme.

We may never know the real logic of why Coctomom did what she did. Was it fame? Was it for the notoriety? Or is this chick just a cum junkie? Everyone knows the crazy chicks fuck the best, but who knew what she has planned! She’s collecting sperm for a cum cocktail! Armed with a cooler full of dry ice, Coctomom sets out to extract and collect eight sperm samples from a wide array of horny guys. Watch the crazy tale unfold, and see what she plans to do with this “cum-coction”.

By Peter Warren
04/23/2009

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — The May 2009 issue of Marie Claire magazine includes a Love/Sex column discussing the current boom of the MILF genre among porn consumers.

Written by Lauren Iannotti, the column quotes prominent MILF performer Demi Delia (Tom Byron Pictures’ Seasoned Players 3, Zero Tolerance Entertainment’s You’ve Got a Mother Thing Cumming) and director Axel Braun (Hustler Video’s MILF Trainer series) on the subject. In addition, it relays sales stats from online retailer SugarDVD, which it says identifies the genre as second only to interracial in popularity (naming Elegant Angel Productions’ It’s a Mommy Thing! 4 as its current top seller).

According to Braun, the column has generated a surprising reaction from Marie Claire readers.

“My inbox has been inundated by e-mails from aspiring MILFs,” he told AVN. “Seriously, for the past week I’ve been getting tons of e-mails from 35- to 45-year-old civilians asking about getting into porn.”

While this MILF onslaught may or may not come as a bother to Braun, he’s definitely pleased about one thing: “At least Marie Claire kindly plugged my series Cookies & MILF, MILF Trainer and of course This Ain’t Happy Days XXX … the folks at LFP will be happy.”

The Marie Claire issue is on stands now.

Source: http://business.avn.com/articles/35100.html

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