The benefits of exercise are well-documented. These women, young and hot MILFs all, got the memo. From the start of the new year, they have faithfully gone down to the local gym for an aerobics class. It may suck dick at first crack, but just six weeks in, the results can be pretty astounding as you will see.

The hard work and dedication of a fitness regimen pays off.

You get toned abs and improved posture.

You get strong legs and a firm ass.

You get improved flexibility and healthy-looking cleavage.

You heighten your sense of well-being and make new friends in the process.

Maybe even a few really close friends.

You might be surprised…

…what you end up doing together.

 

To be continued…

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Spit shining the hood ornament.

Blue lube called ‘Kentucky’ keep on pourin’.

Slide it in.

Sharing a dildo…

…or is one siphoning love juice from the other one?

A slit I see, I slit I lick, upon a flicking tongue she sits.

Back on the daisy chain gang.

*Safety Hound sez: Mmmmmm-hmmmmmm! 

 

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These four hot, scantilly clad babes are out for a spin around town on their new scooters. They straddle the step-through frames and cruise up and down the boulevard as the hum of the two-stroke engines tickle their clits like a 100cc vibrator, bringing a whole new level of joy to this joyride. By the end of the afternoon, as the sun goes down, they are horny and decide to take a victory lap around each other’s pussies.     

A fun day out cruising…hot MILF style.

*Safety Hound sez: Always remember to wear a helmet before operating any kind of open-air motor vehicle.

Home again…

…but the engines are still revving at full throttle, causing this foursome to speed out of control. Some very dangerous curves lay ahead and a tangle of bodies ensues.

The force impact causes the funbags to deploy.

Thankfully, the soft mounds of flesh cushion the blow to her pretty mouth.

*Safety Hound sez: Always wear your seat belt to reduce accident injuries. 

Meanwhile, the other two check for any excessive body damage, but find everything appears to be f-i-n-e.

A little bit of body work and a few tongue kisses fix everything.

Time to relube the chassis.

*Safety Hound sez: Maybe I should just shut-up and watch the hot MILF action.

 

She wet and willing, though under these conditions the wetness is a bit hard to determine.

Opening up Miss Jones’s locker in Davy Jones’s locker 

Up periscope.

Holy mackerel!…or is that fish over there a grouper?

Holy mackerel! revisited (reverse angle)

Let’s see if this suc-SCUB-us is also a swallow-cubus.

Thar she blows! The goggles work great.

(Mike singing)
“Here she comes…
Here she comes again…
Sumthin’ sumthin’ grain…
And I just can’t contay-ee-ain this feeling that remay-ee-ain-ee-ains…”

Wait, that’s not how that song goes, is it?

Who cares…what the hell do I know about ’80s music anyway? But, there she goes looking all good in that mint green swimsuit, eh?! Oh the ideas that are racing through my brain right now!

“Hop on in, pretty lady. Why don’t you make yourself at home and slip into something more uncomfortable?”

*Splash!*

“Glub glub blubbety! Blub glub glub!”

I was trying to tell her about the colony of rare sea urchins and that discarded radial tire over yonder. Oh, well. I guess she was more interested in the fact that I’m hung like a sea horse. Wait…is that a good thing?

That’s one happy clam.

Our friend Mike has a lot of pride. He may have failed to mention that, after missing that important client meeting by booking a flight to Akron instead of Chicago a couple weeks back, he got fired from his previous job. In desperate financial straights after being out of work for a couple of weeks, our buddy is back on his feet as a wage-earning employee of Little Nemo’s Surf & Tackle Shop and Garden Emporium. While it’s not the ideal career for one of Mike’s background, it’s very laid back…and some of the customers are H-O-T! In fact, check out the sexy, red-headed minx looking at SCUBA gear. She strolled in right as the doors opened. His confidence may be a bit shaken lately, but Mike’s gonna try to stir up the waters for some aquatic lovin’ to quench this fiery MILF’s desires. After all, lest you forget, he is the MILF Hunter!

Should I get this one…or maybe this one…I don’t know. I need to find a salesman.

Wow! What a hottie. Look at that nice ass and those huge tits. I am so all OVER it! THIS salesman is gonna dial up his pitch, and score himself a big, fat commissi…

But, wait! What if she ignores me? What if she says she’s just browsing? What then!? What did they tell me during my training?! Think, Mike…think! Don’t panic! I mean, I’ll only lose my commission…No…no..it could be worse. I could lose my job. Holy Toledo! I’d have to stay here in Akron…FOREVER! I’d have to…

“…yes, ma’am. The titanium alloy uni-body contruction and the plastic molding around the sides provides form-fitting comfort, while the triple-reinforced elastic rests snugly around your temples…”

“…yep. That’s one fine goggle alright…oh, and it’s…um…the last pair. Yeah, that’s it…the last pair.”

Heh-heh. Swish!

“…and five dollars is your change. You know, I’m going to do a dive this Saturday. If you’d like, you can join me. I know a great spot away from the crowds of beginners where you can witness some amazing ocean life…You will? Great! I guess I’ll ’sea’ you then! What’s that?…oh, right…no more lousy jokes or you won’t go with me. Gotcha.”

To be continued…

Demi Moore is one hot celebrity MILF vixen and she currently ranks #2 in our little celebrity MILF poll. We’ll forgive her that her first husband could have been her dad and her current husband could be her son. But we think ther third hubby, whomever it may be will be juuuust right. (What, you didn’t think this Ashton Kutcher thing would actually last, did you?) Her story reads like Brownilocks and the One Bear, the Twink, and the To Be Determined. That’s quite alright. With those piercing eyes, pouty lips, perky breasts, and perfect nipples, we’d be glad to join her on a hard bed for some cold porridge anytime. 

 

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If you recall from last week, our friend was having trouble with math. Who doesn’t have trouble with math? That’s why they call them ‘problems’. To the rescue came Mrs. Morgan, the hot MILF math minx who lives next door. Together they have covered measurements, fractions, angles and her version of the Blackhole Theory. She is about to award him for all of his…er, hard work with some straight up MILF fucking.

Our little buddy’s big buddy is about to find out that the shortest distance between Mrs. Morgan’s point “C” and his point “D” is a straight line.

She sits on his cock.

*Math dork side note: The volume of those big jugs is 4/3 x 3.14 x radius cubed.

Our buddy is reciprocating Mrs. Morgan’s good will by showing her some long division.

She is now the denominator.

Because of her excellent teaching, he is about to graduate on top. Watch as our young pal is about to spray summa cum loudly.

 

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According to our little IYM poll, 34% of you so far have picked Angelina Jolie as the hottest celebrity MILF among all of our selected contestants. So, for your enjoyment, click here for some video clips of Jolie doing a little bit of original sinning from her movie of the same name.

 

 

Our friend’s abilities are improving by leaps and bounds. His confidence is soaring. Mrs Morgan decides it’s time to pull out all the stops. She is about to give an introductory lesson on the Blackhole Theory. Our buddy should be very careful right here. Nothing escapes the gravitational pull of a black hole.  

See what I mean?

Deeper and deeper he plunges.

There is no escaping, aside from the sine wave moans coming from Mrs. Morgan’s mouth.

She is about to climax.

*Math dork side note: The circumference of Mrs. Morgan’s mouth as she orgasms for the first time is equal to 3.14 x the diameter of her mouth. That’s one large ‘pi’ hole alright.